Sunday, September 2, 2007

testing testing

whats weesha
thats the name of the swamp maid
hahah
thats definitely acceptable
ok you have to have
3 letters
one sentence
each letter after that
another one
about it
i need to hear more about the swamp maid
it doesnt matter what it is
either
She can sink and raise fan boats at wil
l
hahah
and she has a contract with the fireflys
to light the way across the shoals at night
weesha the swamp maid, who can sink and raise fan boats at will, who has a contract with the fireflies to light the way across the shoals at night
her hair is blonde and flat
like pasta
and her skin is pale green
she's so fair
ok i gotta come up with one
dude
we can make a crossword out of this when were done
and make multiple crosswords
with different clues
for the words
so people have to determine what they are by cross samlping the traits
lol
like if it was real world
we'd have NIGGER
6 letters across
and there woudl be multiple clues in the many crosswords like
stinky
apes
ugly
etc
i got my word
headys: misspelled term for dank marijuana, mystical error supposedly perpetrated on 4/20 via text message, also a term for jams by the band phish
hahaha
headys
hahahAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Aahahahaha
Okay
im trying to write serious peotry man
while doing this
haha
WV Paen; Song to the glory of west virgina; tales of the mountaineer and his exploits deep in the coal shafts; name of toms bands song
hahah oh
i thought you wanted to have fun
hahahha
oh my god
i do
thats amazing
11:15 PM
pojinx - the antics of the poor as understood by a wealthy black man who's elevated himself above his prior station
hahahaha
their pojinx with their gangs and their drugs, its cute compared to my business empire - term first used by successful raptrepreneur Jay Z
hahahaha
Airhead The term for a ballooning enthusiast as coined by Donovan Charles in lighter than air magazine; a compressed oxygen filled candy that causes elevated mood and thought clarity; a man who sneaks aboard airplanes for the thrill of takeoff
hahahha
thats amazing
colloquial: a dank movie to watch on pot
hahahah\
11:20 PM
we should make a blog thats just
scrabble games like this
and the definitions we make
that would be so real
nuiance - /noyens/ - a portmanteau of nuisance and nuance, a subtle barb meant to annoy
lets do it
hahaha oh cool
we should make a site dedicated
to fake scrabble games
and just play them with all sorts of people and post them
do you wanna make the blog
sure
can you do multiple authors
with blogspot
what should we title it
yes
lol i spilled bongwater on a wiimote
hmm
lets make up a word
in this game
Jengsueng
for it
Jengsueng: the art and craft of scrabble perfection
hahaha
yea
you like that for a title
a vaguely oriental approach
yea
hahah the passcode for the spamkey is YIFLOBB
whats that
yiglobb
11:25 PM
blogga
the word verificator
thats a bull
the b is the head and the left horn
l is the right horn
o is the neck
gg two legs
a is the ass
cool
word verifactor
hahah
did you play jengsueng
what's your addressemail
parsons.bernard@gmail.com
i wanna get chris sloop involved
who else would want to
laser soup
and evan
oh yea
we need to do themed games later too
whose turn is it
also we need to do games where one person makes the word and the other makes the definition
yes
your turn
im a coole hippie
hey you
dont tell me theres no hope at all
together we stand
divided we fall!
11:30 PM
youre very racy
hahaha
hahahaha
piebang - url purchased by Premiere Autosquatters Webspider bot, category pornography, cooking, rifle, concealed carry, gun license, cum, cumshot
hhahaha
I'm an astronaut
youd like kafka
it's on my list of someday reading
metamorphisis
you'd enjoy it
you'd get a real hard dick from it
haha
oh yea
11:35 PM
whats this!
souzeil /tsu-zai-el/ The rumored home of catholicism s first mass grave from the the aptly named richeliu regiment in service of vichy france in the pacification of an algerian farm equipment manufacturing center
hahaha oh my god
you just totally slayed the genre of historical fiction
ahhahah
look at this! it took one tiny lead
thats sweet
serves them right
hahah
ahahah
ok
before this next one
im gonna pack a huge hit in the bong
and RIP THE FUCK OUT OF IT
OH YEA
PARTY DOWN
BEER POngg
god dude
I just took the vicodins
were masters of the goofballiverse
wooo
i have them in my blood
11:40 PM
turtles are reptiles
you
can taste fresh blood in your mouth again
there is no chance of getting enough of it
mmm
its youth
blood is youth
theres never enough
you never have as much as you want
SANGUINE
sanguination is the process of renewing your bllooood
hahaha
sanguine my brother - olibiovn
YES
new word
degil - the leader of a mole brigade, a desert eagle handgun (regional: appalachia), the son of debbie and nigel
ahahaha
are you compiling this
id give desiree a million hits of primo dank weed
if shed just hold myt hand
Arxide - The ritual burning and destruction of large vessels in protest of the global economy; the nickname of a merican volleyballs most violent spiker for nearly k illing arnold ''boattrunks'' jackson with a brutal return to the neck; the brothel derived colloquialism of the act of fucking a woman on a waterbed
11:45 PM
hahahaha
jesus christ
i got step it up
hahaha this is so much fucking pressure i can barely take it
Toadem -1. rallying cry of the poison dart tossers, the last bastion of primitive culture in south america 2. a fetish worn into battle by the natives, who believed puns created a mystical aura of protection
hahahaha
AHAH
wow
dude
when we go to a party
we mentos that bitch
we make the place fresh
hahah
FEUKEAV -- Few-Keev ancestral home of spanish moss; the last city to recieve a printed book in continental europe; the middle name of a brute in the saga of marx's living capitalist seed trader
hahha
that sucked
i didnt have good letters
its okay
just make more stufff with marx seed
at some point
names are tough to make good i think
we'll probably
develop an aesthetic for this
hahah
ORB PUSHUPS

FOR ROUNDER MUSCLES

AND A MORE SPHERICAL HEART!
tuve - 1. a tangle of cords 2. cruising the web for hot new vids 3. virtual reality tubing, spiritual successor to couch surfing
orb pushupps
hahaha
wow
11:55 PM
have you seen carlos mencias spictionary
its half dictionary half bestiary
Frun - 1. frozen river fun 2. the heart of an iron forge 3. a device designed to untie the unbreakable cables on a plutonium cask
ghahhayha
developed for the swedish nuclear power industry after the collapse of the north sea fields
thats really good
pronounced like fun or froon
froon
how many tiles do we have left
19
fen
is the best word
fen
dude
too bad it was alreaday made
mencia is trying to psychologically jam sinbad!
ahahah
shes chronicaling her vagina
sinbads wife
i mean
what
hahaha
12:00 AM
OUR LOCATION IS BEING PSYCHOLOGICALLY JAMMED
WE NEED TO TAKE IMMEDIATE ACTIOn
open the morphic resoonance control pod
and change ours to othat of a criminal base
QWAG - 1. quarantine / watch / aggravate / goad, a PUA tactic designed to infuriate and confuse helpless victims and impress local babes 2. cockney slang for quagmire, a difficult situation 3. dehydrated gruel
AHAHAha
Terf - 1. terran surface- a term used by alien archaelogists to describe earths soil 2. terrorism - fractal description of the pattern of the sp read of terrorist attacks after a first terrorist generating event as mapped by professor karl lucie mussel at jeremia university
hahahaa
thats an awesome term
CRY-Nist - 1. a topical creme, applied to the eyes in times of sadness, that prevents tearing of the eyes, to project an image of strength and solidity 2. a person who can project crying but not their voice
hhahaha
ahahaoh my god thats the best one so far
12:10 AM
this
rules
we can get a ot of visitors
to a site with this stuff on it
seriously
we should do all sorts of stuff
as well as scrabble
Buletatat 1- The noise produced by striking the keyes of a gas powered organic drum 2- name of the protagonist in alfred Green's novel ""The Learned Ones""
hahaha
i like that one
its got onomteomtmeopiei its got wild nomenclature
hahaha
we're going to be famous
we're going to be shooting stars
ahahah speak cody
Isloo - the infamous Bering Strait island where american spies stopped to use the bathroom in a warm hut before their trek across the iron curtain into the frozen waste
ahahaha
hahahahah
12:15 AM
play you turn
it says its your turn
oh
ah
refresh
it issnt updating
oh my god
you jammed bluetatat in there
hahaha
hhahaha
ok i played isloo
sinbadatica is my favorite techno genre
i almost played rondo but i think thats a word
ahahah
yea rondo is a word
its a musical form
a round
its somethin else too
hell if i know what
Droon 1- Past present tense of drawn 2- the merging of goose calls in the distance 3. a famous masturbating cat from an underground turkish comic strip
hahahaha
12:20 AM
idimiow'
what
it just gave me invalid word
lol
hahah youve been going behind my back
to get an ultra high score
this is a ruse
huh
no i havent
i'm kidding asslord
omi - short for 'you owe me', made famous by the first homeless asian woman
omi chan
thats pretty bad
whatever
haha thats really good
i cant stop sneeze